dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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