I skipped work to stalk him.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
