Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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