is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
being pregnant is like rehab
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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