Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
im calling her cock vulture from now on
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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