Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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