Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
