I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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