He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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