At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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