Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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