Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
When are your genitals available?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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