I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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