I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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