We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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