And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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