Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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