i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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