White coat. Heels.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
