Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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