from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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