it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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