he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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