i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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