i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Hippo gnu deer
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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