Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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