and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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