After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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