Buhtt sex?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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