we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
