I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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