Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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