TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
