The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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