My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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