Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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