I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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