Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Randomize
