There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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