my vag is so smooth its legendary
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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