Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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