Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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