you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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