idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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