that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize