You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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