My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
