Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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