Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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