Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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