it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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