im holly from the hills drunk
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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