There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
