A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm always down for nudity.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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